It Began One Night

Katie and Carissa were relaxing in their living room one night, each on one of the two couches in the room (because they live a life of luxury some can only dream of), when their boredom seemed to reach a level neither had ever experienced (surprising, I know) and frankly, something had to be done.

And so they began a monumental back-and-forth banter, the likes of which had heretofore not been achieved by either of them, with anyone else, in any other setting.

Sure, interesting banter very often has been established between two, three, or four (or even more!) individuals, but there was a definite difference in this banter. The unique quality of it has finally been identified (thanks to a staff of 62 hard-working, underpaid biologists, local university chemistry majors and minors, urologists, and scientologists), and we can safely narrow the cause of the pure awesome-ness down to a few key details.

1. The banter (though it could stand on its own) is not self-reliant! By that, I mean that responses do not have to in any way answer, reference, or even be in the same language as the previous post. Banter frequently references both electronic and real-life conversation, INTERCHANGEABLY!

2. I, as the author and recorder of the text in this blog, feel my words cannot accurately describe the second and last key detail in a voice the masses will recognize and love, so I call upon my good friend (by that, I mean we've met twice) Justin to explain:

"Carissa and Katie, to me, are like one entity. One unstoppable ball of madness and hilarity. And love, too, sorta, underneath it all."

There you are, folks.

In case I wasn't clear (which I'm pretty sure I was not), this blog has been started in order to record specific pieces (or wholes, maybe) of the Banter of Katie to Carissa (and vice versa), for your enjoyment. In case you missed them in their original form.

And also so that I have the great pleasure of taking pieces out of context and making them even funnier! Hooray!